rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

petitpotato:

Quick reminder, that we often try to catch up with some super artist that isn’t even real. You know, that one who can do absolutely anything, learnt it within a week, doesn’t need any sleep and is working on like a hundred successful projects at the same time. We’re being all sad and frustrated because we think we’re no good compared to that one super artist. But then, who is?

Reblogged from samapitongzabala

  • Doctors: Teenagers brains don't fully work until 10am.
  • Schools: Let's start at 8.
  • Doctors: But-
  • Schools: Ya 8 sounds good.
  • Doctors: ...
  • Schools: Why are all these students failing?
  • Schools: Why are they always so tired?
  • Schools: Why is everyone so stressed out?
  • Doctors: Fuck you.
  • Students: I wanna die.